It seems there was one or more small clerical error(s) in our last edition. Please note the following corrections:

In reference to the article regarding Barbara Walters having gone out in public without her soft focus blur, it has come to our attention that she has not, in fact done so. Further, it would seem that the soft focus can not be removed since it was surgically completed in 1995. It is a complicated procedure in which doctors insure that your edges and your accent will never again be clear. Sadly, though not so sadly, the process is irreversible.

It was reported in our Police Hire New Bitch aticle that a bitch had been hired. In fact, the new officer is named Duran, and is a boy dog. Further, the photograph is of a different officer, named Al, also a boy dog. No bitch was in fact hired, though Al does report a fondness for licking his own genitalia.

Drug Dealing was compared to an illegal pyramid scheme last week in our feature article entitled Drug Dealing Actually a Pyramid cleverly enough. We have been inundated with email messages at all hours of the night and day assuring us that, though illegal, it is much more like slinging rock on the street corner in order to get high. Our sincerest apologies.

Best we can tell everything else is true, accurate and chock full of wisdom and/or nuts.