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Who are Really Stigmatizing Legal Migrants? It’s the Apologists for Illegal Immigration.

If Leo Strauss were with us today, he’d add Reductio ad Trumpium to his Reduction ad Hitlerum.
Trump’s Obama/Bush-like executive overreaches are a cause for serious concern, and it would not surprise me if this measure was also one such. And yet, a lot of the people sanctimoniously moralizing about his stance on illegitimate migrants have no legitimate policy alternative to offer.
The only people entitled to criticize his strategy on immigration are people who support the rule of law, and who draw the appropriate distinctions between legitimate and illegitimate migrants.
An illegitimate migrant is not a ‘victim.’
An innocent legitimate migrant who has been attacked is the kind of person deserving compassion or empathy.
It sickens me to see so much hypocritical virtue-signalling over illegitimate migrants when the UK has recently seen some hideous attacks (including brutal assaults and arson) against LEGITIMATE migrants.
It’s a pity people won’t get their priorities in order. You can speak up for legitimate migrants or you can speak up for illegitimate migrants, but you can’t do both.
Speaking up for illegitimate migrants blurs the distinction between legitimacy and illegitimacy, thus making legitimate migrants look somehow guilty by association with illegitimate ones.

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Man Able to Put Anti-Immigration Beliefs Aside During Qdoba Visit

FISHERS, INDIANA – During a post-work visit to American-Mexican food chain Qdoba Tuesday, local bigot Steve Clitheroe was somehow able to put aside his anti-immigration beliefs while enjoying a “mighty fine” meal with wife Linda.

Though he routinely espouses strong views about the need to tighten up border security and to instill federal legislation that would limit the opportunities of Mexican immigrants inside the United States, he was able – just for a solitary moment – to see past the usual hard-line conservative rhetoric and just enjoy a “damn-near perfect” chicken quesadilla. Read the full story


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With Exit Polls Close, Liberals Fearful of Obama Loss Flood Canada

Ottawa, Canada – GlossyNews.com – The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past few hours, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. Read the full story


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Cockfighting Bill Nears Passage

Posted by your South America correspondents, Maria and Consuela Lopez.

First we want to remind you. Glossy News told you President Obama would ease travel restrictions to Cuba so it can become a new Spring break destination for hordes of stupid rich college kids. We told you that before anybody else because we’re the serious journalists.

Now about this Cockfighting Bill. You have bad priorities. Families are sleeping in cars at Wal-Mart parking lots, and the Congress of the United States has nothing more to worry about than cockfighting? Read the full story


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