How To Get up to 22,000 Hits per Day
to Your Site For FREE!


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Webmasters:

Are you looking for an inexpensive way to increase traffic to your website?

Is FREE inexpensive enough for you?

If so, you've come to the right place.  Join the thousands of webmasters who have participated and watched their site visits SOAR!

Banner Explode members receive as many as 10,000 visits per day.

Increase Traffic 50% instantly !!! Join Now !!! 100% FREE !!!
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One webmaster from Arkansas even received an average of 15,000 visits per day to his personal music home page!

Another webmaster from South Carolina averaged 22,000 visits per day over a month to his free-links page!

Free-links pages produce the greatest results since they are mostly visited by webmasters looking to advertise their site. Because of the system's unique design, they take a copy of that site's banner with them to their own site!

A florist in Toronto increased sales 200% within three months of starting the Banner Explode system.

The system is very simple ... which is why it produces such great results. This is free and open to all sites, profit or not.

Shortly, your banner will be displayed on a minimum of 50,000 web pages just because you display four banners on your own website. Pretty good trade, don't you think?

Instructions:

1.  Use your browser to copy the source of this document. Save it as "morehits.htm".

2.  EXACTLY as it is here, copy the HTML code of the four banners above (below) onto your main page, or banner link page, or one each on four different pages. (No need to copy the images, just the code.)

3.  Now, in YOUR "morehits.htm," remove the code of the banner in the fourth (last) position. Move each of the remaining banners down one. Then insert the code for YOUR banner in FIRST position. 

IMPORTANT:   Make sure the code for your site uses your full URL address and not just a directory on your server! Graphics will not be correctly transferred with the program otherwise.

THE CODE FOR YOUR BANNER SHOULD LOOK LIKE THIS:

<a href="http://www.YourSite.com"><img src="http://www.YourSite.com/images/banner.gif" width="468" height="60"></a>

THE "SRC" PORTION SHOULD NOT LOOK LIKE THIS:

src="banner.gif"

4.  Put a big link from your main page (or a page with heavy traffic) to your morehits.htm. You'll want EVERYONE to see this link, so make sure it's prominent. Use something like:

CLICK HERE To Get 22,000 Hits for FREE!!!

Remember: Just a few good visitors to your morehits.htm page could result in your banner being displayed on hundreds or THOUSANDS of sites all over the Internet!

That's IT. 

You Should Now Have:

1.  The four ORIGINAL banners displayed on your banners page or whatever page you decide. (Let them stay there. And display them as prominently as you want YOUR banner displayed on other people's websites!)

2.  A prominent link on your main page pointing to morehits.htm on your site (updated with YOUR banner in the first position).

How It Works:

Many webmasters will visit your site and join the program, taking your banner with them and rotating it to second position.

Webmasters who visit their sites will do the same.

By the time your banner rotates to 4th position, you will be on up to 50,000 sites in just a few months!

Let's demonstrate. Assume only 15 webmasters visit your site and join Banner Explode. (This number could be much larger, especially if you're the webmaster of a free links page. But let's keep this example simple.) Let's also assume each of those 15 web pages are also visited by 15 webmasters who join ... and the cycle continues until your banner rotates to the fifth position.

The result is: 15 x 15 x 15 x 15 = 50,625. Your banner is displayed at 50,625 sites!

And these links are permanent! They will continue to drive traffic to your site forever!

There you have it. It's Free. It's Quick. It's Easy. And it Produces Amazing Results!!

Here are your initial banners. Copy and paste their CODE exactly into your banner page or home page. Then remove the fourth (last), move the others down, and place yours first.
 
 


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