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Above: Photo session allegedly required the use of a eunuch photographer, since all gendered human beings struggled to be objective, take shots including her face, and not drop the camera in to the water. |
by Warren Lemming
Britney Spears, one of show business' sexiest stars, astounded journalists yesterday when she announced to reporters: "The philosophers have only interpreted the world. The real task is to change it." When stunned reporters asked Ms. Spears where she had gotten the information that prompted her outburst, she replied: "At the grave of Karl Marx. It's inscribed there on his tomb."
After these words, the news conference was immediately cancelled, as Ms. Spears was quickly whisked away to a waiting limousine by her manager. "Britney's a great kidder, and believe you me, she can barely read," he told reporters. "So there's no need to worry about whether her comments sincerely reflect what Britney really thinks."
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