Virgo: (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) - Revenge, so bittersweet. Call it pro-active karma, it's easier to justify.

Libra: (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) - Before a slaying spree, remember to double fasten your mask. Nothing more embarrassing than revealing your secret identity prematurely.

Scorpio: (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) - You will finally get your own candy bar, and those damn Musketeers will stop taunting you about it.

Sagittarius: (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) - You got that cool mask and sword and all, but if your opponent has a gun - run away!

Capricorn: (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) - Putting your famous mark upon all the successful struggles you conquer does not include doing so after taking a dump, and for crise sake CLEAN THAT SWORD!

Aquarius: (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) - Don't be too worried with concealing your true identity, or you could be obsessed with it, like Michael Jackson.

Pisces: (Feb. 19-March 20) - Be thankful you're name is "Zorro" and not "Bob". The "Mark of Bob" would be harder to make, and it sounds incredibly stupid.

Aries: (March 21-April 19) - If gangs used swords instead of guns, less people would die, and a gang fight would be much more fun to watch!

Taurus: (April. 20-May 20) - If your life seems to be full of darkness and you cannot see a clear path to take, you forgot to punch out the eye holes in your new mask again!

Gemini: (May 21-June 21) - There is no shame for a wealthy landowner like yourself, who helps the poor and needy in disguise, and brings justice to those who need a helping hand, to say , "Screw them, I'm rich...I'm off to Tahiti"..... Actually, there IS shame in it, but screw 'em, you're rich.

Cancer: (June 22-July 22) - Remember, if you believe you may encounter bloodshead in a heated battle of honor and vigalante justice, properly prepare by wearing those rubber gloves.

Leo: (July 23-Aug. 22) - Excessive showmanship could lead to someone just stabbing you. Don't make that mistake.