For those of you war-fans scoring along at home, the surrender count thus far is as follows. Iraq, 2 batallions plus 17 individuals, United States, zero.

While the opening defection numbers make the war appear to lean in favor of the US and allied forces, Iraq's Offense Coach reminded us that there's still a lot of time left in the game. Iraq's team publicist focused instead on efforts thus far pointing out the efforst it took just to get to the playoffs.

For up-to-the minute scoring when you are not at home, consider tuning your radio to any station or making eye contact with anyone. For some unknown reason, people just feel inclined to talk about it.