AOL is a very virile entity and one that never advocates the usage of any over-the-counter, illicit, nor perscription medication for the purposes of achieveing nor maintaining an erection. Not Viagra, not Cialis, and certainly not two Green Mercedes tabs of ecstasy, though we assert that shit works ten kinds of wonders if you can keep your focus.

AOL and it's affiliates do however, swear by both Viagra and Cialis. We do indeed use these impotency fighting drugs all around the office, more or less all the time. We even have a dispenser beside our water coolers, just in case. If you want to be huge (and hard) and successful, like AOL is, shouldn't you do the same?

Well now you can!

Viagra and Cialis aren't just the bain of your inbox, no, they are much more. The key to happiness? The fountain of youth? Maybe just a rock hard cock when you least expect it, but no matter what, it's something you wish you had and so does your old lady. Hey pal, she's still getting it somewhere, whether it's from your pocket pickle or not.

We're richer than Rockefeller and we gots us cocks the size of clubs and we don'ts needs us no pills to make us bang 'dem hoochies all night. Ya know what I'm sayin'?*

So if you's one of them minute (read that as "small", not 60-second) type of dudes, perhaps you should just read on about how to embiggen your penile unit.

Don't get us wrong
We're not saying there's anything "wrong" with you, we're just saying that you're stuck banging the same old cracker-ass hoochie, day in and day out. Where's the fun in that? I'll tell you where, it isn't in that, it's elsewhere. So whether you want to get it up for your old lady, perhaps for a special ocassion, or just want to impress one of your many mistresses with your newfound stamina, these products are the way to go. You can feel virile again whether chatting at the water cooler or dipping in cool water.

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* Whether you do or not is no matter, we know what we're saying and that's quite sufficient to support our point.