Dear Editor-in-Chief of GlossyNews.com

We here at SleepyRabbit.org have been keeping a keen eye on your new site and we wish to commend you on a job well done! We wish to congratulate you by offering our patronage in the form of sponsorship. We offer ongoing support of the arts and Glossy meets that criteria. We feel that it is on the forefront of syndicated satire publications and best of all that it is open to all. We want to further your success.

It would be our honor to award you with full funding of GlossyNews.com web-hosting as well marketing costs within reason to continue your growth. You need not host advertisements for us, though we do ask that you continue to accept outside submissions and give everyone a chance to be read.

Please respond to accept your award!

Thank you

Jesse Stoddard

Sleepy Rabbit Organization

Dear Mr. Stoddard,

I do not know how to explain our gratitude to you. I have personally worked very hard to get the site up to speed with relevant and entertaining content in a format that is conducive to browsing. The writers who have joined me thus far have been instrumental in our advancement and overall the site has been well received.

I am a bit puzzled by your generosity, but I will not question it. Hosting and marketing are not free and there is currently no source of revenue to supply income to the site. I have looked over your site and can imagine no reason why I would not want to be associated with it.

Please accept our sincerest thanks and if you would like us to host some advertisements for you, we would be happy to do that. As far as your condition of "continuing to allow outside submissions", I am pleased to accept that. After all, we were all once outside writers.

Sincerest Gratitude,

Brian White

Editor