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Cancer: (June 22-July 22) - This week, ah yes, this week, you know all about it, don’t you.

Leo: (July 23-Aug. 22) - A thing will happen in a place with a person.

Virgo: (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) - Take action, don’t, or find a nice middle ground.

Libra: (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) - You will have thoughts that you should seriously consider this week.

Scorpio: (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) - People, place and things. These are more than just nouns for you.

Sagittarius: (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) - Things will change. Maybe big things, maybe small, the heavens just aren't in a position to say.

Capricorn: (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) - Your dependence on vague and obscure advice will have no affect on you.

Aquarius: (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) - If you think you might know at least part of the answer, you could be partially right.

Pisces: (Feb. 19-March 20) - You? For you the stars offer no advice.

Aries: (March 21-April 19) - If you search for answers you may find them. If not, eh, who cares, right? I mean really.

Taurus: (April. 20-May 20) - Over your morning coffee you will discover the meaning of life only to be mildly disappointed and promptly dismiss it.

Gemini: (May 21-June 21) - A nice meal may help you appreciate a nice meal. Probably not though.

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