Supa Cash Givaiway…
Dis could cost me billions.
Yo' ass likes da papa', yo' ass wanna subscribe. It costs yo' ass nothin', so's y wouldn't yo' ass do? No raison. Yo' name won't be sold an' yo' ass kin unsubscribe at no time. Step off, Pharoah.
So's whut be da damn restricshuns? Glad yo' ass axed. What it is, Mama! In orda' t' git yo' one real dollah', yo' ass gots'ta, dig dis:
1. Subscribe. Word to yo' mama.
2. Tell me whut yo' ass likes best about it.
3. Request direcshuns t' mah crib.
4. What it is, Mama! Come t' mah crib an' git yo' dollah'.*
It be dat simple. So's congratulashuns t'all yo' ass lucky cash recipients out dair an' I peek forward t' yo' ass tellin' all yo' homies so's they kin git in on dis free-braid deal too.
* No purchase necessary. What it is, Mama! Dollah' may be paid in loose change, may not actual-like total some dollah' an' may be substituted wit' some Canadian dollah', some Funtasia Battin' Cage token, o' grocery sto' coupons. Not valid in states where it be too fah' 4 yo' ass t' roll t' mah crib an' states dat frown on fraud an' decepshun. May cause grouchiness an' irritability in chilluns. Wank, wank. Dose-dair sufferin' from heart bugs-up-da-ass should not participate in dis rehab, but should still subscribe. Thanks 4 eyeballin' dis, u r all badass in da hood. Plum 4 yo' ass, plum becuz yo' ass eyeball dis fah' yo' ass git some special treat, yo' ass git da damn opshun o' eyeballin'
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