Supa Cash Givaiway…
Dis could cost me billions.
Yo' ass likess da papa', yo' ass wanna subscribe. It costs yo' ass nodin', so's y wouldn't yo' ass do? No raison. 'S coo', bro. Yo' dojigger won't be sold an' yo' ass kin unsubscribe at no time. Step off, Pharoah. Lop some boogie.
So's whut be da damn restricshuns? Glad yo' ass axed. Whut it is, Mama! Right on! In o'da' t' git yo' one real dollah', yo' ass gotss'ta, dig dis, dig dis:
1. Subscribe. Wo'd t'yo' mama. WORD!
2. Tell me whut yo' ass likess best about it. Man!
3. Request direcshuns t' mah crib. Co' got d' beat!
4. Whut it is, Mama! Right on! Come t' mah crib an' git yo' dollah'.*
It be dat simple. So's congratulashuns t'all yo' ass lucky cash recipients out dair an' ah' peek fo'ward t' yo' ass tellin' all yo' homies so's dey kin git in on dis free-braid deal too. 'S coo', bro.
* No purchase necessary. Slap mah fro! Whut it is, Mama! Right on! Dollah' may be paid in loose change, may not actual-likes total some dollah' an' may be substituted wit' some Canadian dollah', some Funtasia Battin' Cage token, o' grocery sto' coupons. Not valid in states where it be too fah' 4 yo' ass t' roll t' mah crib an' states dat frown on fraud an' decepshun. 'S coo', bro. May cause grouchiness an' irritability in chilluns. Wank, wank. Ya' know? Dose-dair sufferin' fum heart bugs-up-da-ass should not participate in dis rehab, but should still subscribe. Danks 4 eyeballin' dis, u r all baaaadass in da hood. Plum 4 yo' ass, plum becuz yo' ass eyeball dis fah' yo' ass git some special treat, yo' ass git da damn opshun o' eyeballin'
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