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12 Exciting 2017 News Snippets You Definitely Won’t Have Seen Yet: (Or Believed) (2/2)

   Published Date: January 3, 2017

Jess Phillips Stabs Jeremy Corbyn in the Front! Like, LITERALLY, duuuuuuuuuude! Phillips Outraged at Subsequent Wildly Disproportionate Twitter Harassment

Moderate Khameine-ite Ayatollah Legitimizes Reverse Chickengirl Position for Some Edgier Farmyard Fun

Alex Jones Joins Washington Post, Furnishes Numerous Useful Insights on Russian Hacking Allegations

Keith Olbermann Warns: Donald Trump’s Belligerent Twitter Rants are Scarily Reminiscent of a Fraudulent Parody Account

Darling of GOP Republican Right Rick Santorum Denounces Donald Trump for ‘Unconscionable Bigotry and Horrendously Divisive Behavior.’

Oh, and last but not least-lie-infuriating…

Blair Pronounces: ‘Yes, 2016 Has Been Pretty Harrowing. But Look on the Bright Side: At Least I’m Still Around! ;)’

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