Comments on: Lloyd’s of London Insures Adam Lambert’s Crotch for $1 Million http://glossynews.com/top-stories/200911300500/lloyd%e2%80%99s-of-london-insures-adam-lambert%e2%80%99s-crotch-for-1-million/ Breaking Broken News Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:05:50 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: sizzling http://glossynews.com/top-stories/200911300500/lloyd%e2%80%99s-of-london-insures-adam-lambert%e2%80%99s-crotch-for-1-million/#comment-13099 sizzling Tue, 31 Aug 2010 23:07:16 +0000 http://glossynews.com/?p=2813#comment-13099 One of the funniest stories I read in a while! The only reason that I knew it was not holding any truth is the fact that Adam Lambert's crotch would be heaviliy underinsured for only 1 million dollars. Long live the Glambulge! One of the funniest stories I read in a while! The only reason that I knew it was not holding any truth is the fact that Adam Lambert’s crotch would be heaviliy underinsured for only 1 million dollars. Long live the Glambulge!

]]> By: The 7 Most Bizarre Things People Insure http://glossynews.com/top-stories/200911300500/lloyd%e2%80%99s-of-london-insures-adam-lambert%e2%80%99s-crotch-for-1-million/#comment-6609 The 7 Most Bizarre Things People Insure Wed, 21 Apr 2010 19:39:05 +0000 http://glossynews.com/?p=2813#comment-6609 [...] Bizarre Body Parts Pop singer Adam Lambert has recently insured his crotch for $1,000,000. Apparently, the thrusting of said crotch into the faces of his tour dancers can lead to such [...] [...] Bizarre Body Parts Pop singer Adam Lambert has recently insured his crotch for $1,000,000. Apparently, the thrusting of said crotch into the faces of his tour dancers can lead to such [...]

]]> By: Brian K. White http://glossynews.com/top-stories/200911300500/lloyd%e2%80%99s-of-london-insures-adam-lambert%e2%80%99s-crotch-for-1-million/#comment-940 Brian K. White Fri, 04 Dec 2009 02:17:21 +0000 http://glossynews.com/?p=2813#comment-940 Hey Bobz, the pages are already Twitter friendly. The bottom of every story has a SHARE/SAVE button to automatically tweet, digg, reddit or otherwise spread the love around. :) Hey Bobz, the pages are already Twitter friendly. The bottom of every story has a SHARE/SAVE button to automatically tweet, digg, reddit or otherwise spread the love around. :)

]]> By: Fen http://glossynews.com/top-stories/200911300500/lloyd%e2%80%99s-of-london-insures-adam-lambert%e2%80%99s-crotch-for-1-million/#comment-899 Fen Thu, 03 Dec 2009 04:52:32 +0000 http://glossynews.com/?p=2813#comment-899 Love it. LOL Love it. LOL

]]> By: P. Beckert http://glossynews.com/top-stories/200911300500/lloyd%e2%80%99s-of-london-insures-adam-lambert%e2%80%99s-crotch-for-1-million/#comment-886 P. Beckert Wed, 02 Dec 2009 23:06:05 +0000 http://glossynews.com/?p=2813#comment-886 Thanks Anna. And thanks for checking out GlossyNews. You can always find a good laugh here. Thanks Anna. And thanks for checking out GlossyNews. You can always find a good laugh here.

]]> By: Anna http://glossynews.com/top-stories/200911300500/lloyd%e2%80%99s-of-london-insures-adam-lambert%e2%80%99s-crotch-for-1-million/#comment-885 Anna Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:40:26 +0000 http://glossynews.com/?p=2813#comment-885 You had me laughing out loud. Hilarious. Pity so many people commenting don't seem to have a sense of humor. The dialogue and quotes were very creative. Adam certainy has a lot there to insure. I think that would be an extra large cup if you please. Would not want him to be too cramped while he is grinding away in the future. Keep us laughing. It is an important part of life. You had me laughing out loud. Hilarious. Pity so many people commenting don’t seem to have a sense of humor. The dialogue and quotes were very creative. Adam certainy has a lot there to insure. I think that would be an extra large cup if you please. Would not want him to be too cramped while he is grinding away in the future.
Keep us laughing. It is an important part of life.

]]> By: P. Beckert http://glossynews.com/top-stories/200911300500/lloyd%e2%80%99s-of-london-insures-adam-lambert%e2%80%99s-crotch-for-1-million/#comment-876 P. Beckert Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:11:34 +0000 http://glossynews.com/?p=2813#comment-876 yes, all in all, Monday was a real fun day for me. Thanks Bobz yes, all in all, Monday was a real fun day for me.
Thanks Bobz

]]> By: BobZaguy http://glossynews.com/top-stories/200911300500/lloyd%e2%80%99s-of-london-insures-adam-lambert%e2%80%99s-crotch-for-1-million/#comment-870 BobZaguy Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:10:59 +0000 http://glossynews.com/?p=2813#comment-870 Patti, I am jealous. I think we need to get twit more involved here. Sure brings in the hordes to read. Also noted that it brings up the automatic Word Press "banned reader" clean-out function that caused Shaffer to bite the dust. Nice function Word Press. bobz Patti,
I am jealous. I think we need to get twit more involved here. Sure brings in the hordes to read.

Also noted that it brings up the automatic Word Press “banned reader” clean-out function that caused Shaffer to bite the dust.

Nice function Word Press.

bobz

]]> By: Thelma http://glossynews.com/top-stories/200911300500/lloyd%e2%80%99s-of-london-insures-adam-lambert%e2%80%99s-crotch-for-1-million/#comment-841 Thelma Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:34:09 +0000 http://glossynews.com/?p=2813#comment-841 I think this is hilarious, and very nice of you. I read this yesterday, and I came back today to laugh some more. Makes you wonder, maybe he should insure that thing. Don't worry, as Adam often says, if you lose some fans, they weren't cool fans anyway, and who the hell need boring people. Great job, and what an imagination! Keep up the good work! I think this is hilarious, and very nice of you. I read this yesterday, and I came back today to laugh some more. Makes you wonder, maybe he should insure that thing. Don’t worry, as Adam often says, if you lose some fans, they weren’t cool fans anyway, and who the hell need boring people. Great job, and what an imagination!
Keep up the good work!

]]> By: Penny http://glossynews.com/top-stories/200911300500/lloyd%e2%80%99s-of-london-insures-adam-lambert%e2%80%99s-crotch-for-1-million/#comment-822 Penny Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:05:31 +0000 http://glossynews.com/?p=2813#comment-822 Funniest thing I've read all week. AWESOME! Gotta protect those *important* assets!! ;-) Funniest thing I’ve read all week. AWESOME! Gotta protect those *important* assets!! ;-)

]]> By: Shoshana http://glossynews.com/top-stories/200911300500/lloyd%e2%80%99s-of-london-insures-adam-lambert%e2%80%99s-crotch-for-1-million/#comment-811 Shoshana Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:06:18 +0000 http://glossynews.com/?p=2813#comment-811 Hilarious. Best laugh of the day, by far. God forbid anything happen to the Glambulge! Hilarious. Best laugh of the day, by far. God forbid anything happen to the Glambulge!

]]> By: P. Beckert http://glossynews.com/top-stories/200911300500/lloyd%e2%80%99s-of-london-insures-adam-lambert%e2%80%99s-crotch-for-1-million/#comment-810 P. Beckert Tue, 01 Dec 2009 01:38:44 +0000 http://glossynews.com/?p=2813#comment-810 I'd just like to say to those who appreciated the satire, thanks. And to those who didn't get it or somehow felt like they were duped, that's what satire is sometimes about. I am very happy that Adam Lambert, himself, took time to comment and that he has such a great sense of humor. He has to I guess to put up with some of the garbage he's been put through this past week. So to him, especially, I say thanks for "getting it." I’d just like to say to those who appreciated the satire, thanks. And to those who didn’t get it or somehow felt like they were duped, that’s what satire is sometimes about. I am very happy that Adam Lambert, himself, took time to comment and that he has such a great sense of humor. He has to I guess to put up with some of the garbage he’s been put through this past week. So to him, especially, I say thanks for “getting it.”

]]> By: Brian K. White http://glossynews.com/top-stories/200911300500/lloyd%e2%80%99s-of-london-insures-adam-lambert%e2%80%99s-crotch-for-1-million/#comment-809 Brian K. White Tue, 01 Dec 2009 01:09:57 +0000 http://glossynews.com/?p=2813#comment-809 Oh no, we've lost the loyal readership of Shaffer! This is the worst thing to happen to Glossy News in the 7 years we've been publishing! And to think, we could have had someone here that really gets us and appreciates what we do. I'm glad Adam at least appreciated the joke. We're all big fans over here. I personally think we was robbed in the finale, but record sales are what makes the real winner anyhow. Oh no, we’ve lost the loyal readership of Shaffer! This is the worst thing to happen to Glossy News in the 7 years we’ve been publishing! And to think, we could have had someone here that really gets us and appreciates what we do.

I’m glad Adam at least appreciated the joke. We’re all big fans over here. I personally think we was robbed in the finale, but record sales are what makes the real winner anyhow.

]]> By: Mary http://glossynews.com/top-stories/200911300500/lloyd%e2%80%99s-of-london-insures-adam-lambert%e2%80%99s-crotch-for-1-million/#comment-800 Mary Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:07:11 +0000 http://glossynews.com/?p=2813#comment-800 Hilarious! Just happy to see that Adam found it hilarious too - the man certainly has a sense of humour. We love you Adam! Sing on! Hilarious! Just happy to see that Adam found it hilarious too – the man certainly has a sense of humour. We love you Adam! Sing on!

]]> By: Shaffer http://glossynews.com/top-stories/200911300500/lloyd%e2%80%99s-of-london-insures-adam-lambert%e2%80%99s-crotch-for-1-million/#comment-797 Shaffer Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:23:57 +0000 http://glossynews.com/?p=2813#comment-797 Does your website always post false article with bogus quotes and lies? Hmm. Will no longer be reading this trash. Does your website always post false article with bogus quotes and lies? Hmm. Will no longer be reading this trash.

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