Posted on 16 February 2014.
In a stunning turnaround, billionaire and silicon valley legend Tom Perkins who earlier this month compared the plight of the rich to nazi holocaust victims, stated that the poor should not be allowed to vote at all.
“They’re dirty, they’re ugly, they’re stupid and they don’t have their own jets…why should they be allowed to vote?” said Perkins. Read the full story
Posted in Human Interest, Strange People
Posted on 29 January 2014.
San Francisco, CA – Silicon Valley venture capitalist legend Tom Perkins who came under fire for misguided comments comparing the treatment of the rich to holocaust victims responded to critics today on Twitter.
“Seriously, I simply don’t understand this obsession with the price of holos and let’s be honest, the only people who might get upset over the Kristallnacht before Christmas are filthy Jews.”
Posted in Biz News, Celebrity Gossip
Posted on 08 September 2012.
GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney announced today that when he is elected he will eliminate poverty by systematically eliminating poor people.
“Poor and under-insured elderly people put a tremendous strain on our county’s resources”, Romney stated at a campaign event.
“The only way to deal with this problem is to eliminate poor and elderly people from the United States”. Read the full story
Posted in Politics
Posted on 29 March 2011.
Losers around the world are waking up today to the sad realization that regardless of what they’ve been told in school and the workplace, the win-win scenario just doesn’t exist. “It’s a ploy,” said Winton Gardensalad from Montauk, NY. “I played along for most of my life and look where it’s gotten me,” he said from the sad little 8 x 10 room he calls home at the Happy-go-Lucky Retirement Center. Read the full story
Posted in Human Interest