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Your Very Wrong on so Many Levels Horoscopes


Aries: The Stars understand and sympathize with your plan to move to either Amsterdam or Berlin where you feel people with your particular, shall we say interests are better accepted.

However, The Stars have to warn you that even the residents of those two bastions of tolerance are going to look at what you’re into and say, “man, that’s fucked up”. Read the full story

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Your Horoscope for the Week of March 25th, 2013


The stars can see your future and they want to give you the bad news before someone else gets to. For never-ending horoscopes, check out our Random Horoscope Generator.

RIGHT: A graphic of the incorrect version of astral superstition, but one we had already purchased the right to use. Read the full story

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