Posted on 30 June 2016.
John Kerry has issued a (somewhat) heartfelt and (entirely) disinterested plea for Europe to stay in the EU.
But somehow, his customary shine, polish and wide-eyed eloquence of a typical well-beloved fairly center-leaning Secretary of State has temporarily deserted him. Read the full story
Posted in Politics, World News
Posted on 12 April 2016.
WASHINGTON – U.S. State Department spokesman Milo Minderbinder announced today that ISIS must sign the TTIP [Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership] treaty by year’s end “or else we will retaliate with extreme prejudice. All options are on the table!”
“Terrorist organizations that control substantial assets, such as oil, should not be exempt from TTIP just because they are not recognized nation-states. TTIP is about promoting free trade, a goal that I’m sure that terrorists who specialize in decapitation videos can appreciate,” Minderbinder stated. Read the full story
Posted in Biz News, Politics, War Zone
Posted on 21 October 2014.
The entire International Community™ (all ten or so individuals!) have been suddenly cast adrift without guidance and enlightenment…
No, it’s not, as you mighta thought, that Fox’s Glenn Beck and his MSNBC haters have hung up their microphones, leaving the entire global policy world in eternal darkness.
Nah! It’s just that John Kerry is taking a reasonably adequate break™; he’s currently in recovery from severe brain-fry. Read the full story
Posted in Education, Politics