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Yuppies Demand That Science Classify Themselves Seperate Species


Yuppies, those demi-gods who live amongst us mere mortals do have a hard go of it. They, by their very existence, are refined creatures so much better than you or I who are mere mortals suckling the earth for survival.

We, the minions who have to go out every day to earn their salt doing those awful jobs to survive and to keep society going are obvious not cut from the same cloth as these modern wonders of refinement, enriched mentalities and superior careers. Read the full story

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Things We Should Have Learned From the Recession


Warning- This is an unfunny article.

Things we should have learned from the recession:

That when the chips are down and they are losing money, the big companies will give up their Ann Rand for Karl Marx and take bailout money from the government which is the worst type of socialism there ever was. Read the full story

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Recession Forces Upper Class to Flirt with Mediocrity


NEW YORK, NY (GlossyNews) — The recent economic downturn has delivered ubiquitous plight across America, but no other group has been as dramatically affected as the upper class. This was readily apparent by watching patrons exit one of New York’s top wine bars on Tuesday. Read the full story

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