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		<title>Drug-Induced Lobotomy Offers Hope for Stress-Plagued Society</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2011 07:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex Leeman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stress is the number one mental problem plaguing society today. Stress can lead to obesity, anorexia, suicide, and color T.V. Did you know that there has been a 20% increase of stress-related spontaneous combustion in April 2011 due only to rumors of Whoopi Goldberg leaving The View? It gets worse. More and more people are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>God Confirms Intervention in Florida School Board Shooting</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2010 06:07:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Juvenal Delinquent</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Panama City, FL. (GlossyNews.com) &#8211; School superintendent Bill Husfelt, who survived a gunman&#8217;s vendetta during a board meeting on Tuesday, claims God protected him when suspect Clay Duke opened fire on him and his colleagues. &#8220;God was standing in front of me, and I&#8217;ll go to my grave believing that&#8221;, he was quoted as saying. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Suicide Bomber Surprise &#8211; Few of 72 Virgins Young or Women</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201009240554/suicide-bomber-surprise-few-of-72-virgins-young-or-women/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2010 12:54:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bargis Tryhol</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TEHRAN, Iran – Future suicide bombers around the globe woke up with a jolt today, when they realized they faced a surprising religious announcement from a leading Iranian cleric. No, it wasn’t the sound of their vests exploding, but it was just as startling for them considering the ramifications. The Super Exclusively Grand Ayatollah in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sen. Byrd&#8217;s Death Ruled Bizarre Act of Self Mutilation</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201006300800/sen-byrds-death-ruled-bizarre-act-of-self-mutilation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 15:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BC Bass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, D.C. (GlossyNews) &#8212; West Virginia Sen. Robert Carlyle Byrd, the longest-serving member of Congress and the self-educated son of a coal miner, died Monday at age 92. Byrd was born Cornelius Calvin Sale Jr. on November 20, 1917, in North Carolina. His mother died when he was a year old. His aunt and uncle, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Old Man Potter Saves Bedford Falls from Subprime Lender, Bailey</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 13:10:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BC Bass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BEDFORD FALLS, IN (GlossyNews) &#8212; Five more financial institutions were closed this week by federal regulators, bringing the total number of U.S. failed banks this year to 140, the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation said. OneWest Bank was the first casualty of the morning. More surprising was the announcement that officials had seized the assets of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The McQueen is Dead &#8212; Waifs Around the World Panic</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/celebrity-gossip/201002220430/the-mcqueen-is-dead-waifs-around-the-world-panic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BC Bass</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[alexander mcqueen]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[LONDON, U.K. &#8212; Shock waves rattled the foundations of the fashion industry Thursday when designer Alexander McQueen&#8217;s death made headlines. McQueen, 40, was found unresponsive at his London home. Paramedics pronounced him dead at the scene, with preliminary reports calling the tragedy a suicide. McQueen&#8217;s reputation as a dynamic and outlandish personality nearly rivaled that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bob Crane&#8217;s Murder Now Ruled Difficult and Lengthy Suicide</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/celebrity-gossip/201002171559/bob-cranes-murder-now-ruled-difficult-and-lengthy-suicide/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 23:59:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BC Bass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bob Crane was an American disc jockey and actor, best known for his performance as Colonel Robert E. Hogan in the television sitcom Hogan&#8217;s Heroes, which ran from 1965 to 1971. Crane appeared in a number of other career-crushing shows, including Police Woman, Quincy M.D., The Love Boat, and NBC&#8217;s short-lived The Bob Crane Show, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ask Hank: Another Greek Tragedy</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/200911080604/ask-hank-another-greek-tragedy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:04:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ask Hank</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey Hank, Sometimes it feels like everything around me is going wrong, like my family hates me, like I&#8217;ll never get married, and like I&#8217;ll never have kids or become a real man. Can you suggest what drink would go best with my sorrow? Respect, -Suffering in Sacremende Dear Suffering, Hemlock. -Hank If you’ve got [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stocks Soar on Good News: Foreclosure-Related Suicide Hits All Time High!</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/business-news/200910130613/stocks-soar-on-good-news-foreclosure-related-suicide-hits-all-time-high/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:13:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fuzzy Duffy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[New York, NY &#8211; Stocks surged in early trading today on news from the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta that the rate of suicide in the United States directly attributable to the foreclosure on victims homes reached an all time high in the first half of 2009. &#8220;This is an encouraging sign for the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DNA Tests Reveal Hitler was a Woman</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/200910041855/dna-tests-reveal-hitler-was-a-woman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 01:55:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A large bone fragment of Adolf Hitler&#8217;s skull has been revealed as being that of a woman, according to the latest forensic tests carried out in the US by Princeton’s prestigious Institute of Advanced Guessology. The section of bone &#8211; marked with a bullet hole through the right temporal squamus &#8211; was used to support [...]]]></description>
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		<title>France’s Telecom Now Suicide Central</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 11:10:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[French Telecom workers staged protests on Thursday over a wave of a suicides that union leaders blame on the company&#8217;s failure to help staff deal with the stress from restructuring (read mass firings, redundancies and lateral – more at descending &#8211; promotions). About 10,000 employees downed pencils and rallied in Paris and 5,000 others gathered [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Suicide Bomber Sues For Injuries</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/200909090738/suicide-bomber-sues-for-injuries/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 14:38:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Francis Raines</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON D.C.- Known terrorist Ahmed Aafiya Sadeed has filed a law suit against the United States Government, claiming the White House to be an unsafe work environment. The law suit arose after Ahmed Aafiya Sadeed was injured falling off of the White House roof, which he claimed was, “Terribly difficult to climb, especially with bombs [...]]]></description>
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