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Massive Sinkhole Threatens to Rip Florida in Half


Tampa, FL – Mildred and Juan Scoleri were outdoors on their patio surveying the excavation work that the pool company had just finished before laying the foundation for the pool they’ve been saving for ever since Juan was still working three janitor jobs and one on the side to make ends meet. It was a dream come true; however, that dream has now turned into a nightmare. The entire state of Florida, with the exception of the lower keys, is suing the Scoleris for what they call “the total destruction of the foundation of Florida!” Read the full story

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Satan is Suing His Insurance Company


Posted by your South America correspondents, Maria and Consuela Lopez.

This guy claiming to be the Devil phones and asks that we interview him.

Turns out Satan doesn’t look a bit like I imagined. He’s kinda hot really. He looks like George Clooney sort of. So we’re having dinner with Satan, and this is what he says.

“Everybody is focused on the Gulf Coast oil thing, and I understand that. Trust me. I understand you humans. But I got storm damage here on this Guatemala thing; I want justice. Tropical storm Agatha blew a hole in my roof.” Read the full story

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