Tag: sex
Texas Abortion Law Spurs Record Sales of Cots While Condoms Fall
Approximately four months into Texas’s law prohibiting abortion once embryonic cardiac activity is detected at about six weeks when most women don’t yet know they are pregnant, economic indicators in the state began registering some unanticipated effects. Third quarter earnings…
PASTORS ARE PEOPLE, TOO
NOTE TO READER: Recently, I had the following email exchange from a troubled minister of the Lord. He begged me not to reveal his identity. I solemnly vowed to honor his anonymity. His name is Reverend Jimmy Buttski from Swineberg,…
Things That People Don’t Think About When They Have Sex or Reproduce!
Let’s talk about sex, have you heard about it? I know Adam and Eve were not created from it, you were, along with every other person that has been on this earth. To me, it is kind of weird looking…
Woman Strikes Back! A Modest Proposal on How to Respond to Kavanaugh, et. al
by Karene Horst That’s it. I’ve had it. I’m going on strike. Let me clarify. I’m going on a sex strike. That’s right. I’m not having sex with men anymore. You guys asked for it; this is your punishment for…
The Pleasure Police Want to Know About the Offenders Against Erotic Bliss
Do you know someone who isn’t getting enough sex? Are your neighbors staying up all night talking, instead of getting down and dirty?
Get Out of My Bedroom If You Know What’s Good for Ya! The Paradox of Sexual Morality
Is the government playing nice, or is he sneaking into your bedroom? Are your neighbours nice, or are they watching you night and day?
Uglies on the Outskirts Scheme to Lure Beauties away from Big Cities
Dateline: TORONTO—A team of physically unappealing people based in the outskirts of large cities across North America has hatched a plot to lure the beautiful and handsome elites away from their lairs at the heart of the downtown areas. Team…