Posted on 23 September 2010. Tags: civil unrest, civil war, corruption, genocide, mass murder, police state, Rwanda, salvation
Due to what some non-theists like to call a “gaping hole in theism”, General Mbutu Ngariao, perhaps best known as the Rape General, third in command during the Rwandan genocide, has been able to eleventh-hour-apologize and slip his way into the Kingdom of Heaven.
“We recognize that the whole ‘just accept Christ as your Lord and Savior’ bit may be something of a loophole, but it’s part of our doctrine and the very way we’re able to bring so many into Read the full story
Posted in Religionism, War Zone
Posted on 18 December 2009. Tags: currency, deal with the devil, ikea, inflation, recession, salvation, soul, spirituality
In a bold attempt to increase sales, Swedish furniture retailer IKEA has announced that it will soon allow customers to sign away their mortal souls in exchange for store credit. Those whose souls are not wholesome enough to afford more expensive items will be advised to pray before making their final purchase in easy to assemble pews located throughout the stores. Read the full story
Posted in Biz News
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