Glossy News Rumor Mill on the Fritz

Glossy News is usually the first to get all the news that is fit to print out there for everyone in a somewhat timely manner. However, due to mechanical failures which have occurred in the past couple of weeks, the conveyor belt that runs the rumor mill has gone kaput.

Stories are being churned out manually, which is causing a backlog.

It’s slow going but it is going. You’ll see your stories up on the front page just as soon as possible.

The rumors being circulated that Lucille Ball has come back from the dead and is messing everything up with liquored-up candies are false. There is liquor involved, but no candies that we are aware of.

Thanks to all who write for Glossy News and thanks, especially, for your patience and understanding.

Author: P. Beckert

P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial. Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fight against an onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once brilliant nation. You can find more at ISaidLaughDammit.blogspot.com.

16 thoughts on “Glossy News Rumor Mill on the Fritz

  1. You lie!
    This is less than a week.
    There’s nothing worse than a liar.
    Unless it’s Brian White lying.
    that’s what the GOPTea lives by

  2. I made it through ok all. A little sore but I’m alive. Just don’t have enough funny in my for a story yet but I’ll keep tryin. Thanks for all the good thoughts.

  3. Adios and take care.
    Thanks for all the hard work!

    See, I actually can be nice sometimes. Sort of.

  4. That’s right Bob. You finally figgered it out.

    I want to let everyone know I’m taking my leave, at least for awhile. Seems like you can have all the best writers at your doorstep but if you don’t acknowledge your appreciation, even they get the message eventually. With surgery, recovery, a move and more in my future, it’s just not possible to keep things going solo. I wish you all the best. You should all have your own sites anyway if you don’t already. You are all brilliant writers. I’ll check in daily to see what is up, but for me, it’s adios time. You all take care and play nice.

  5. Rumor mill? Conveyor belt? I thought this was a fine, top quality News site, nothing like Faux News at all. Now it turns out…is nothing like it is supposed to be anymore?

  6. I just get my info from National Enquirer now, thank you.

    (That is only because the Sun is now defunct.)

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