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		<title>Baby Boomer Planning Ap Pushes Retirement Age to 170</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new computer application available to baby boomers, who are now reaching retirement age at the rate of 10,000 a day, allows optimistic boomers to plan for an affluent retirement at the ripe old age of 170. The program allows the user to type in variables such as amount of current savings, expected expenses such [...]]]></description>
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		<title>21/12/2012: Oprah-Geddon Approaches</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[2012 is coming – approaching fast. A time to be afraid – very afraid – as the threadbare cliché goes. Actually I’d advise you to be more than very afraid &#8211; shit-scared would be more appropriate, in point in fact. 21/12/2012 &#8211; the end of the World as we know it – and all thanks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Social Security Poor-a-scopes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 06:54:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At Glossy News we find it perpetually important to bring you the news that means the most to you, whether as news briefs, satire, lymerick or even horoscope. With that in mind we&#8217;d like to review some of the changes proposed to social security by explaining to you, comfortably in the form of horoscopes, just [...]]]></description>
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