NOTE FROM WALLACE:
But sometimes, you can’t be arsed with a steak filet, and you just want a nice, greasy, roadkill hamburger!
I hope you will perceive this as one of the most pointedly prominent Dick jokes in the history of the satire media!
And another article tomorrow will point you to some more of them…
Support for Dick Cheney and former President George Bush to be prosecuted for torture appear to have fallen faster than an erection in Hillary Clinton’s presence according to inside sources. Read the full story