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Billionaire Tom Perkins Tweets Walk-Back of Holocaust Comment


San Francisco, CA – Silicon Valley venture capitalist legend Tom Perkins who came under fire for misguided comments comparing the treatment of the rich to holocaust victims responded to critics today on Twitter.

“Seriously, I simply don’t understand this obsession with the price of holos and let’s be honest, the only people who might get upset over the Kristallnacht before Christmas are filthy Jews.”

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Feudalism Reinstituted in Suckersland where One Man owns Everything


Dateline: Richardsville, Suckersland—Economic inequality in Suckersland has reached its ultimate end point: a single man in that nation owns absolutely everything and all of the other inhabitants are broke or in debt.

Lord Richard, the man who literally has everything, surveys Suckersland from one of his palaces, sending in his robotic henchmen to remind the masses of their lowly station. Read the full story

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Romney Legacy: Vowed to Build an America That People Can Be Leaving


CONCORD, NH – Following a series of primary victories Tuesday, presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney has vowed to build an America that voters from across the entire nation can truly be leaving.

Winning a significant number of delegates in New York, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Delaware and Pennsylvania yesterday, the former Massachusetts governor insisted that he will defeat Barack Obama in November’s election and implement “hugely divisive” policies that will see millions of Americans return to the lands of their forebears. Read the full story

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Romney Admits He Doesn’t Care About YOU


Mitt Romney was caught on a secret recording making shocking statements that are already legendary. That he doesn’t care about the 141 million people that don’t pay federal income tax.

These people still pay taxes on the whole, many of them at a rate higher than Romney’s laughable 13.9%. In Mississippi food is subject to sales tax, but you won’t see those Jesus-thumpers jumping ship any time soon. Read the full story

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