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Courts: Police Authority Can Be Sexually Transmitted

Posted on 27 November 2009. Tags: , , , , , ,

Atlanta, GA, (GlossyNews): A Federal Court of Appeals today set a stunning new precedent with their decision in the case of Mego-Mart, et al v. Doe. According to the unanimous ruling, official law enforcement powers, and, specifically, police arresting authority, are transferable from police officers to others via semen. Read the full story

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