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Dubya to Become Moronvational Speaker


Who was the Illuminati’s PNAC stooge that got the US embroiled in two illegal foreign wars – solely to steal oil and opium – then a monster recession of Biblical proportions – ending up his two dodgy four-year terms with a terminal public approval rating of a toxic 2%? (In Texas.)

Why, George Dubya Bush, of course – for it was he – who since 2001 has inspired millions of people to commit suicide or smite thy good neighbour – and even vote Democrat — is now about to set out on a new career as a highly-paid ‘motivationalising’ speaker. Read the full story

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