Malaysian Flight MH370 Survivors ‘Confirmed’

Kimi Ono, head of the MH370 survivors group, held a press conference today, to deny claims from the Malaysian investigation authorities that all those aboard the doomed plane were ‘obviously now dead’.

Mrs Ono began ‘I know my husband is still alive, I’ve known him for 35 years and never once have I seen him dead, not even for a minute’.

She went on ‘We, the MH370 survivors group believe the plane was hijacked either by terrorists, the pilots or extra-terrestrials, or the Chinese. It’s quite obvious to us, the plane landed in a remote location with poor mobile reception, at night, 31 days ago and since then the 239 people on board must have been watered and fed daily. So we suggest the authorities check out catering firms in South East Asia who have received any abnormally large orders’.

Mrs Ono later added a personal plea, ‘I am particularly concerned as my husband, Harry is a diabetic and didn’t pack enough insulin for an extended trip’.

In response to the press conference the Malaysian Authorities released as statement saying, they remain ‘convinced that the plane definitely came down over the sea’ although they latter ‘clarified’ the statement by claiming via text message that ‘the plane definitely came down over the sea or the land, somewhere :-s’

Author: Arthur Nee