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		<title>Computer Beats Kids at Candy Land&#8230; Holy Terrorbytes, Batman!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2011 11:28:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Juvenal Delinquent</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[IBM is at it again, but this time their target for domination isn’t aimed at nerdy trivia buffs or intimidating chess masters. No, its electronic jaws are now chomping at the bit to take a megabyte out of sweet innocent little children. The big story in science and technology this past week was the defeat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Baby Dictionary .com Shows What Kids Really Say</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 09:34:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian K. White</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Satire is a notable medium, and it&#8217;s thus called because it&#8217;s neither rare nor well done, and well, we see a lot of new entries into the game each week, but few so clever as TheBabyDictionary.com. They do things a bit different than us, and a bit subtler at that, and they serve the genre [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teen’s Math Jokes Fail to Score</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 12:35:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ric Six</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[APPLETON, WI (GlossyKidsNews) – Despite attempts of wooing potential dates with dazzling wit and humor, Appleton East High School sophomore and champion “mathlete” Jon Henderson, appears to be striking out at love. “Girls should be throwing themselves at me after hearing my jokes about pi,” he complained yesterday. “They all took geometry last year, they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chocolate-Face &#8220;Hershey Guy&#8221; Makes Race Accusation</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brendan Alexander</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not a racist and I know that because I don&#8217;t know what racism is. I have friends who run, friends who don&#8217;t run, and friends who don&#8217;t even appreciate running. That&#8217;s about the extent of my understanding of &#8220;the race&#8221; thing. You can imagine my surprise when I asked where my &#8220;chocolate face&#8221; friend [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;E-Coli Closes Petting Zoos&#8221; Says Captain Obvious</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:55:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Parents should not allow young children to touch animals at petting zoos around the Southampton area of the south coast of England, a Porton Down germ warfare centre microbiologist advised a reporter from the Daily Shitraker amid fears of an E-coli 0157 epidemic beating the forecast Sneezy Pig H1N1 flu pandemic to the starting post. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fat Camp for Porky Kids Opens to Poor Food Reviews</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 07:39:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reporters from the Daily Shitraker have uncovered a secret plan formulated by Sir Erwin Bogbrush &#8211; New Labour&#8217;s Minister for Orwellian Studies &#8211; to send overweight children on a draconian NHS enforced slimming regime. Tens of thousands of overweight children – some porky slobs as young as four – will be shipped off to Fat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>US Fathers Pledge to Model Obama: Promise Kids Puppy If Elected President</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 13:05:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian K. White</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Taking up the difficult charge requested of the nation&#8217;s newest president, fathers around the country have stepped up to make difficult choices and keep hope alive in the next generation. Many are doing this by emulating the exact behavior of Barack Obama and promising their dog demanding children that they too can have a puppy… [...]]]></description>
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