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Orthodox Jewish School Expels 7th Grader Who Can’t Grow Beard


An Orthodox Jewish School in West Florida has expelled a 12-year-old student for not adhering to part of the school’s dress code dealing with grooming. Nathan O’Malley attends Hebrew Jr. High in Pensacola, Florida.

According to reports, O’Malley was asked to leave school on Monday after numerous warnings that he had not conformed to the school’s code on facial hair. According to the school’s disciplinary handbook, all males twelve-years-old or older must grow out their facial hair, or at the very least, some stubble. Read the full story

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Operation Pillar of Cloud: Jewish Feds raise $5 million for both victims


Within days of the Israeli attack on Gaza, code named Pillar of Cloud (Hebrew) and Pillar of Defense (English), the Jewish Federations of North America announced that they had raised an astonishing $5 million for the victims. When I told some of the victims that I was going to interview Ms. Goldie Reichstein, Chair of the Victims Fund, they asked me to convey their gratitude, which is how I started the interview:

RIGHT: One of many Israeli-made pillars rises over Gaza communities. (CLICK TO ENLARGE) Read the full story

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Ralph Lauren Apologizes to Mitt Romney for Chinese-Made Yarmulke


Ralph Lauren has found himself in another tight spot this weekend when it was revealed that the yarmulkes designed for Romney’s visit to Israel were also made in China. A quick apology was issued when news of the non-kosher yarmulkes was leaked to the media.

Lauren had already left to take a short Sabbatical after it was revealed that the uniforms he designed for the 2012 Olympics were shipped out to China for manufacture. Read the full story

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Hitler Found Living in Mexico with Conjoined Jewish Twins


MEXICO CITY, Mexico (GlossyNews) — Shocking reports out of Mexico City suggest that Adolf Hitler is alive and has been cohabitating with conjoined Jewish twins Golda and Miriam Slotski since 1962. “I saw him. I swear I did. I couldn’t believe my eyes, but I definitely saw him,” insisted Elvis impersonator, Joel Dixon. Read the full story

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Devout Jewish Fan Boys Prepare for 19th Annual Yarmulk-Con


New York, NY — Beginning next week, scores of religiously fervent Jewish males will descend upon the Jacob Javits Center to participate in the highly anticipated 19th annual Yarmulk-Con.

The registered attendees have spent months on the Internet generating buzz for the event in chat rooms and downloading their favorite scripture passages via ‘Bit Torahnts’. Read the full story

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