Universally beloved plastic pop enterprise X Factor has finally lost its shine.
Yup! No-one ever believed this classic of early 21st century manufactured inanity would ever end up being discredited by a flamboyant and
sexually doubting, um, sexually dubious former KGB Lenin lookalike…
But such is life!
Or as Louis Walsh would no doubt belt out in his cups:
‘C’est la Vie!’
Still, the hidden hand of the music industry has guided the nation of Russia to unanticipated progress; all by means of mere individual self-interest!
Yes, just see this storming (not to say stormtrooping!) video of Russia’s most swishiest Elton John admirer for proof: Read the full story