Posted on 08 October 2016.
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.–The National Institute of Mental Health congratulated the Republican Party for helping to accustom Americans to those with mental illness, by elevating obvious psychopaths to positions of high office.
Doctor Fernando Lamas, chairman of the Institute, said at a press conference that Republican voters have done the United States “a great service, showing more so-called progressive Americans that those with antisocial disorders–who are typically demonized in popular horror films–can be entrusted with political power as long as we shirk our civic duties and learn to keep lowering our standards for acceptable public behaviour.” Read the full story
Posted in Health, Politics
Posted on 25 April 2013.
Ever been in a mental institution? Well if you’re anything like me you’ve heard some pretty weird questions. Arguably the strangest is if you hear voices.
I told them that “yes, in fact I hear your voice,” but they were not amused. I didn’t think to cop to what the fellow in this cartoon admits. Oh my yes, he does indeed hear voices, and every man alive should admit that he’s heard them too.
If your man says he hasn’t heard them, he’s either lying or hopelessly unsexable… your call, guys that lie.
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Posted in Comics, Society
Posted on 10 October 2012.
A 36 year-old woman is undergoing psychiatric testing after it was discovered that she was unaware that the child she had been pushing around in a pram for the last 5 years was in fact a dog.
The dog, known as ‘Snuggles,’ is currently being held at a local dog pound while it waits for the outcome of the mental assessment of its owner. Read the full story
Posted in Strange People
Posted on 10 February 2011.
President Obama sat down with Fox News Show host Bill O’Reilly in a rare and candid interview that touched on everything from the unrest in Egypt and how it should be handled, the economy and how to achieve a more stable union, and Obama’s thoughts on the 2012 elections. But it was Glenn Beck that really brought the two men together in a meeting of the minds. Read the full story
Posted in Entertainment, Politics
Posted on 25 October 2010.
Witnesses claim a shadowy figure identified as Fox News agitator, professional racist, Tea Party provocateur and self-anointed Godsend, Glenn Beck, was seen moving in and out of the visitation chambers of Corcoran State Prison recently. The target of his attention? None other than 75 year old serial killer and 60’s counterculture hero Charles Manson, or “Ol’ Koo Koo” as he is affectionately known by other inmates. Tawdry Soup was lucky enough to get an exclusive interview with the time-stopping psychedelic psycho to find out, “What’s Up?” It went like this: Read the full story
Posted in Politics, Talky Pictures
Posted on 01 May 2010.
West Palm Beach, FL (GlossyNews) — Last Tuesday, Ida Roloff clutched her little “Poopsky,” and stood in front of the desk of busy veterinarian receptionist, Diane Wormer, known affectionately by her friends as “Dee.“ As they waited for the vet assistant to run to the back and find a file, Roloff begin reiterating every minute of her morning with her darling little dog in a loud voice that everyone in the crowded waiting room could plainly hear. Read the full story
Posted in Human Interest
Posted on 24 March 2010.
Indianapolis, IN (GlossyNews) — Stunned NCAA officials are scrambling this afternoon as they attempt to deal with 16 stark raving mad college basketball players running amok across downtown Indianapolis. Read the full story
Posted in Sports