Too many unadopted Georgia Highways, too many Georgia orphans. Answer? Combine the two. At least that’s the thinking of the state legislature here in the Peach State.

“We literally have miles and miles of unadopted highways in this state,” says State Commissioner of Roads and Director of Orphanages, Luther McCoy. “And if we can use clever marketing to get more of these roads and highways taken care of, who’s going to stop us?” Read the full story

American drivers nationwide gave a collective cuss of relief when the US Department of Transportation announced its approval for a building project that would add designated asshole lanes to all the nation’s freeways by 2010. Read the full story