Notorious violent extremist and culinary-diverse social mayhem warrior Hannibal Lecter is “disgusted” and “repulsed” at being forbidden to take a knee from NFL players.
I’ve lived in this country so long, I’ve contributed all I have.
I’ve never just decided to take, take, take…
Well, apart from the odd spare rib.
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Or ankle, or toe, or something.
But who cares?
This is the USA, and if I’m not allowed to take a knee, then I don’t recognise this country any more.
Surely it’s all about individual liberty?
What kind of ‘freedom’ is this, when I’m not even allowed to have a cheeky Nando’s, er, cheeky chomp on the ankle of my BNFLF?
It starts off with the cannibals, but it never ends with the cannibals.
Those who burn cannibals will soon burn terrorists and Nazis.
Culinary diversity truly is our greatest strength!
Justin Trudeau lovingly quacks:
It is a source of great grief and disappointment that Mr Lecter’s contributions to the rich culinary diversity of America have not met with full approval or even indiscriminate, hysterically flamboyant celebration from his peers.
Mr Lecter, you are always welcome in Canada.
Kraft Durch Diversität!
Some, however, argue that while pluralism is a good thing, you still have to draw the line somewhere.
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Some might say that eating other human beings is as good a line as any!