Posted on 02 October 2010. Tags: foreclosure, greed, greedy banks, Michigan, seven deadly sins, sub-prime mortgage, unemployed, unemployment
MIDDLE AMERICA, USA (GlossyNews) — Folks facing financial ruin in Michigan have finally come up with a solution to losing their homes to banks through the foreclosure process. They are taking their unemployment checks and purchasing rifles to fend off anyone looking to evict them from the homes they’ve worked so hard over the years to buy. They’re also buying beer necessary to keep their bravado up as they attempt to stave off those who are hell bent on taking what’s left of their dignity. Read the full story
Posted in Biz News, Human Interest
Posted on 09 April 2010. Tags: bankruptcy, cheney, christianity, economy, foreclosure, recession, satire, Scientology
Sarasota, Fla (GlossyNews) — Markets around the world were rocked today with news of the imminent foreclosure on Hell by a consortium of major international banks. The announcement came only after months of failed negotiations between Satan and the Associated Minions of the Nether Regions to reach an agreement with creditors on the restructuring of Hell’s dept.
“Isn’t that a kick in the teeth,” said Beelzebub, official spokes-demon for the Associated Minions of the Nether Regions. Read the full story
Posted in Society
Posted on 13 October 2009. Tags: bull market, foreclosure, housing bubble, housing crash, stock market, suicide, wall street
New York, NY – Stocks surged in early trading today on news from the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta that the rate of suicide in the United States directly attributable to the foreclosure on victims homes reached an all time high in the first half of 2009.
“This is an encouraging sign for the economy as a whole,” a prominent Wall Street trader told BNSE. Read the full story
Posted in Biz News
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