Posted on 15 June 2013.
Ding dong the witch is back! Blown in by a rouge wind from the north, the bitch whom I literally can’t stand returns.
Even my hopes that the wretched bowel movement of life Roger Ailes would not have any future intent of letting that fact drowning ignorant bitch back on tv have been doused.
The evil talking head spewing nothing but half facts and conjecture returns to continue to fill the empty heads of the brain dead with her distorted and self serving version of history and events. Read the full story
Posted in Opinon/Editorial, Politics
Posted on 31 January 2013.
God knows I love her, but we can’t have that kinda crazy around here ~ Glenn Beck
Glenn Beck says that when he heard Sarah Palin was leaving Fox News, he couldn’t have been happier.
“Now she will make something of herself, like I did,” he said proudly, adding “There is, after all, life after Fox.”
When Beck was fired from Fox back in the middle of 2011, many wondered if he’d ever recover from that mighty slap in the face by Roger Ailes. They aren’t wondering any longer, however. The answer is “No, he didn’t recover…yet.” Read the full story
Posted in Internets Tubes
Posted on 29 January 2013.
Fast Food Restaurants Go Ahead With Even More Bacon Options in Kids Meals
Washington, DC – The Food and Drug Administration has given final approval on a vaccine that, when administered at a young age, will allow children to eat anything they want without gaining any fat. The obesity vaccine was developed in answer to the failed USDA’s MyPlate program, which replaced the even more disastrous MYPyramid Food Chart, both of which have done little to curtail the rising epidemic of obesity in America. Read the full story
Posted in Health
Posted on 19 August 2012.
NEW YORK CITY, NY – The Fox News Network has announced plans to include a laughter track in its daily broadcasts in an effort to aid viewers, who have reportedly struggled to decipher between the show’s serious and humorous segments.
Fox News, a key endeavor of the Rupert Murdoch media enterprise, has aired daily since 1996, and is famous for presenting its “surreal and often hilarious” news agenda in a stylized deadpan manner. Read the full story
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