Mitt Romney has released a new highly lucrative and highly non-ghostwritten handbook for businesspersons and 2016 GOP election frontrunners (insofar as there is a difference).
The text of Business People is made up of three very informed and erudite chapters:
Corporations are people.
No really, believe me, I swear I wouldn’t lie to you. Corporations are people.
FFS I swear I am just telling you the honest truth, they are, they are, they are! OHHH, they just frickin’ ARE, dammit!… Stupid, stupid, mainstream socialist jerks!!!
Here is an exclusive extract for all Glossy News readers, subtitled (but not ‘entitled!’): Read the full story