Posted on 25 December 2009. Tags: bailout, capitalism, emerging economies, Hugo Chavez, illegal labor, recession, socialism, wall street
Wall Street, in a surprising move today, declared itself a separate governing republic and detached from the US. Always considered a bulwark of staunch capitalism, the recent bailout has changed the economic thinking of it’s leaders. Upon succession Wall Str. renamed itself “The Socialist Republic of Wall Str.”. Hugo Chavez sent them a telegram of congratulations.
Critics of this development suggest that having achieved independence Wall Str. would not have to return the $700 billion handout. Read the full story
Posted in Politics
Posted on 03 November 2009. Tags: carbon emissions, china, electric cars, emerging economies, environmenatlly friendly, green energy, renewable, sustainable
Chinese car maker BWB today announced it is about to release a prototype electric vehicle capable of revolutionizing the world of motoring.
Senior BWB (Big Wheel Barrow) design engineer Dr. Flip Flop Fong – the man responsible for power steering on Mongolian roller blades – informed reporters from the Shit or Bust Gazette that the company’s new E6 electric car – due to hit European and US markets before the end of the year – will do 250 miles (400km) on a single charge – and even further if left plugged in. Read the full story
Posted in Environment, Technology
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