Driver Shaving Bikini Line Charged with “Unfortunate Accident”

TAMPA, Fla. (Glossy News) — A Florida woman on her way to visit her boyfriend had an accident on busy US Highway 1 today. Investigating officers say the accident occurred while the driver was temporarily distracted giving herself a bikini cut. Witnesses say she was driving at speeds of up to 65 mph. The driver who was rear-ended in the mishap was not injured. Paramedics discharged him on the scene, still the other person who was injured had to get in contact with a personal injury lawyer in newton nj right away

Beavery Warner, age 32, was cited by the police as the instigator of the accident and charged with careless driving after they discovered her standing next to her wrecked Toyota, nude from the waist down and lathered in shaving cream.

At first, Warner testified that she had dropped an ice cream cone when the car suddenly accelerated, as Toyotas are wont to do. But, according to the recount of this by the people at 1800injured.care, officers performed a thorough search of the vehicle, they located a safety razor under the front seat with fresh shaving cream on the blade.

Warner then confessed that she had been en route to visit her boyfriend and wanted to look sexy for him. An EMT responding to the incident was overheard telling Warner that her efforts to look sexy were all for nothing since most of her face was now obscured by a large bandage.

Said Warner, “Hopefully, he won’t be looking at my face anyway!”

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