Posted on 25 October 2014.
TO: My dear subjects
FROM: Your Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-un
I want to apologize for not informing you of my whereabouts for almost six weeks this past fall and causing you undue heartache and concern but, of course, I cannot.
As I am infallible, apology is not an option for me and I must therefore gently chide you, my children, for needlessly worrying about my brief absence. Read the full story
Posted in Strange People, World News
Posted on 07 April 2013.
North Korea is more than the hermit kingdom to me. It’s a place of untold misery, indoctrination and false belief in a false deity. You know, like religion.
I don’t mean that as a slam on Christianity, specifically. No, that’s ridiculous.
I meant it as a slam on each and every religion of this world, saver perhaps for Pastafarianism, which doesn’t have legal recognition as a church, despite it’s adherents appearing regularly in parades and showing their pride on shirts, bumper stickers and car decals. Read the full story
Posted in Comics, War Zone
Posted on 25 August 2012.
Kim Jong-Un was recently retro-actively married, and to a fine philly of a lady at that, assuming she’s not blood-related to him, which is a fairly big assumption indeed. The head of one of the most secretive states in the world, no less, was recently wed, and his wedding night surely was one for the ages. Read the full story
Posted in World News
Posted on 16 June 2010.
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION in Northern Southern Wyoming (GlossyNews) — The wheels are already grinding under the Dick Cheney for Dictator campaign of 2012. The former President of Vice of the United States announced his candidacy at a meeting of Corporations For Keeping America Under Our Thumbs’ convention in New Orleans.
Cheney’s opening speech contained many gems that had the crowds standing and cheering such as “I will bring to bear the iron fist that America so badly needs”, Read the full story
Posted in Strange People
Posted on 12 February 2010.
An incredible subversive plot has been uncovered in America that could erode the very foundations of our democracy.
Angered over the U.S.’s alleged covert interference with their politics in the ousting of Prime Minister Gough Whitlam in 1975, Australia has hatched an incredible, long term plot to bring the giant nation down.
Spearheaded and personally put into action by super Australian newspaper magnet Rupert Murdoch, the Aussies concocted a plot that hit directly at America’s Achilles heel- our political naivety. Their devious plan was to create a media empire that would wave the American flag and pretend to be super patriots, but in reality convolute America politics to such an extent that it would be the basis for setting up a right wing dictatorship. Read the full story
Posted in Politics
Posted on 01 June 2003.
PYONGYANG, N. KOREA – In a statement released Friday, North Korea’s President Kim Jong II denounced President Bush’s diplomatic pressure on his nation and accused America of targeting North Korea because of the country’s coal, iron, magnesite, graphite, copper, zinc, and lead mining prospects. The U.S. claims its diplomatic efforts have come as a response to Kim’s refusal to acknowledge the nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty in December, but North Korea fears the U.S. is after much more. Read the full story
Posted in War Zone, World News