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		<title>Why Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann Could Never Be Democrats</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201109200712/the-revenge-of-affirmative-action/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 09:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liberties-Taken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Really I don’t understand why so many Liberals I have lots of admiration for get kinda ‘mouth foamy’ at the mention of Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachmann. My liberal friends seem to genuinely despise those two women. Myself, I don’t really hate anybody. Except for the guy who did that ‘Pina Colada” song; he should [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Reaches Out to Republican Pinheads to Solve America&#8217;s Problems</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201108200543/obama-reaches-out-to-republican-pinheads-to-solve-americas-problems/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201108200543/obama-reaches-out-to-republican-pinheads-to-solve-americas-problems/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Aug 2011 08:13:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Fisher</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://glossynews.com/?p=18878</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON – Faced with increasing criticism from within his own party about his concessions to Republicans as part of the recent debt ceiling deal, President Obama yesterday attempted to explain the reasoning behind his approach during a meeting with Democratic leaders at the White House. “Today our nation is seriously divided,” the President told those [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Debt Ceiling Debate Came Down to Rock, Paper, Scissors</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201108040621/debt-ceiling-debate-came-down-to-rock-paper-scissors/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2011 08:51:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Myers</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://glossynews.com/?p=18599</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[EDITOR&#8217;S NOTE: ARTICLE WRITTEN BEFORE AGREEMENT WAS REACHED &#8211; After recent discussions in Congress over John Boehner and Harry Reid’s plans to solve the debt ceiling crisis dissolved into gavel smashing and cross-aisle spitting, political analysts have predicted that the fate of the country’s credit rating might boil down to petty children’s games like Shoots [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We Should Have Let The Debt Deadline Pass</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/serious-commentary/201108040328/we-should-have-let-the-debt-deadline-pass/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/serious-commentary/201108040328/we-should-have-let-the-debt-deadline-pass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2011 05:58:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Begium]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://glossynews.com/?p=18606</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We have missed a great opportunity. Instead of passing a debt ceiling agreement, we should have just let the poop hit the fan and let everything fall though. Bills would go unpaid- then we would learn what our true priorities are and pay those. The slackers on the bottom would not get their checks and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>State Sues for Intellectual Infringement in One Mississippi, Two Mississippi&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/201105220256/state-sues-for-intellectual-infringement-in-one-mississippi-two-mississippi/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/society/201105220256/state-sues-for-intellectual-infringement-in-one-mississippi-two-mississippi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2011 06:26:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashley Watson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jackson, MS- GlossyNews.com -Governor Haley Barbour of Mississippi announced today that the State of Mississippi now claims all rights to the use of &#8220;Mississippi&#8221; between any number while counting out loud. In today&#8217;s press conference, the four-term governor said that the new copyright is not limited to &#8220;One Mississippi, Two Mississippi,&#8221; and so forth, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Obama Program Pays You to Burn Down Your House</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/business-news/201104030753/new-obama-program-pays-you-to-burn-down-your-house/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/business-news/201104030753/new-obama-program-pays-you-to-burn-down-your-house/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Apr 2011 11:23:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>norbert b. snortwhistle</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://glossynews.com/?p=16247</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Asheville, North Carolina (GlossyNews) — The poop on politics from Norbert B. Snortwhistle. In his latest bid to pump up the economy before the 2012 election, President Obama introduced a new program, “Bucks for Burn Downs,” that will pay financially troubled homeowners to burn down their own homes. “Rebuilding burned down homes will create good [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Steps to Remedy Sophomoric Behavior Expected at SOTU Address</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201101250556/steps-to-remediate-sophomoric-behavior-expected-at-sotu-address/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201101250556/steps-to-remediate-sophomoric-behavior-expected-at-sotu-address/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jan 2011 09:26:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whoever came up with the term “date night” to describe the seating arrangements anticipated at the President’s State of the Union Address on Tuesday night has a good handle on just how juvenile the behavior of some of our lawmakers has become. When it comes down to actually having to physically require Democrats to sit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>111th Congress Declares Bankruptcy, Asks For A Bailout</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201012150546/111th-congress-declares-bankruptcy-asks-for-a-bailout/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201012150546/111th-congress-declares-bankruptcy-asks-for-a-bailout/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2010 09:16:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://glossynews.com/?p=14260</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The 111th Congress of what is supposedly the richest and most powerful country in the world, the United States of America, has declared bankruptcy. Following years of self inflicted, major party apartheid, selling out to corporate and higher class interests and general diddle-daddling about issues that should have been taken care of decades ago, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poli-Soup; The Cure For “All” Your “Ills”</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/health/201012140610/poli-soup-the-cure-for-all-your-ills/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/society/health/201012140610/poli-soup-the-cure-for-all-your-ills/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 09:40:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://glossynews.com/?p=13697</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The miracles of our modern world never cease! Claims are now being made by many pundits that their particular variety of political soup recipe is sure to find a cure for whatever ails you. To concoct your own cure, first assemble the following ingredients you will need should you not have them already in your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Republicans Earn Oscar Nod for ‘Best Act Put On By A Political Organization’</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/television/201011110732/republicans-earn-oscar-nod-for-best-act-put-on-by-a-political-organization/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/television/201011110732/republicans-earn-oscar-nod-for-best-act-put-on-by-a-political-organization/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2010 09:32:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts &#038; Sciences Committee has nominated the Republican Party for a special judges Oscar this year, &#8216;Best Act Put On By A Political Organization.&#8217; Mrs. Tallulah Bankaccount, head of the board overseeing nominations, stated &#8220;The Republican Party has for decades put on a show of pretending to be in harmony [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rupert and Roger&#8217;s (enter name here) Neo-Party</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201011060432/rupert-and-rogers-enter-name-here-neo-party/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201011060432/rupert-and-rogers-enter-name-here-neo-party/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 06:32:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BobZaguy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is obvious to me –I&#8217;m probably alone here– that FauxNoiz, MySpace-Dammit and Noizcorp have decided that they want to become the next Third Party in US politics. Murdoch and Ailes have made their billions on this crapo business/political scheme and now they intend to take over the whole place. Rupi &#38; Rog already own [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hillary Clinton’s Gum Chewing Sparks International Crisis</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/201010261122/hillary-clinton%e2%80%99s-gum-chewing-sparks-international-crisis/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/201010261122/hillary-clinton%e2%80%99s-gum-chewing-sparks-international-crisis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2010 18:22:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>norbert b. snortwhistle</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://glossynews.com/?p=12527</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Wrigley Fjord, East Sweden (GlossyNews) — On the campaign trail with Norbert B. Snortwhistle. Though she is officially America’s top diplomat, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton committed a grievous etiquette faux pas today by chewing gum in the presence of the King of Sweden, abruptly ending her visit to this Scandinavian nation. Reverberations were felt [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Labor Dept’s Latest Report Shows Stimulus Created a Job</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/business-news/201010180615/labor-dept%e2%80%99s-latest-report-shows-stimulus-created-a-job/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/business-news/201010180615/labor-dept%e2%80%99s-latest-report-shows-stimulus-created-a-job/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2010 13:15:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>norbert b. snortwhistle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hope Springs, Maryland (GlossyNews) — On the campaign trail with Norbert B. Snortwhistle. In a triumphant moment for President Obama, the Labor Department’s newest monthly report showed that despite lingering high unemployment, the President’s stimulus program almost certainly created a job last month. The President announced the Labor Department’s findings at a news event held [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Defeating the Enthusiasm Gap, Absentee-Style</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201010180049/defeating-the-enthusiasm-gap-absentee-style/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2010 07:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian K. White</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The buzz word this election cycle is voter apathy, and the GOP is banking on it heavier than the &#8220;Viagra for child molesters&#8221; myth. In absence of tangible ideas (like what programs they&#8217;d actually cut,) it seems the only thing they can hope for is the majority to skip the election. There is one arrow [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pelosi Vows to Shorten Abortion Waiting Period to a Year</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/health/201010020619/pelosi-vows-to-shorten-abortion-waiting-period-to-a-year/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/society/health/201010020619/pelosi-vows-to-shorten-abortion-waiting-period-to-a-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Oct 2010 13:19:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bargis Tryhol</dc:creator>
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