Jennifer Aniston Carrying David Cassidy’s Love Child

Author: Reverend Mike

@rev_rend Reverend Mike is a contributing editor for Glossy News. He was a Combat Chaplain with the Soviet Red Army in the 1980s. A career which he describes as an 'unappreciated field of endeavor'. He later worked as an Information Officer with the TASS News Agency on assignment in White Sands, NM. The collapse of the Soviet Union left him unemployed and homeless. He survived by selling magazine subscriptions door to door disguised as a college coed. He was later kidnapped and taken to Shanghai where he was sold into a white slavery ring. He lived as a concubine for a Japanese music industry mogul until 2002 when a wardrobe malfunction revealed his true identity. He found himself homeless and unemployed again, with only his collection of Polaroid snap shots. Reverend Mike has since scraped together a meagre living by blackmailing Japanese industrialists. Reverend Mike lives in a small 5 bedroom penthouse flat overlooking Central Park in New York City. His hobbies include exotic motorcycles, supermodels and owning small nations....

2 thoughts on “Jennifer Aniston Carrying David Cassidy’s Love Child

  1. I would love to meet Jennifer Aniston one day just to shake her hand and give a hug! I would love to introduce my daughter to such a great woman!

  2. There have been lots of cruel remarks concerning Jennifer Aniston doing the rounds on the world wide web lately. I consider she looks great, particularly after losing a few pounds.

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