Tulsa, OK – GlossyNews.com – In one of the more bizarre cases of alleged medical malpractice in recent years, plastic surgeon Rolando Alverez performed a complete surgical rhinoplasty (nose job) on the wrong patient at St.Sebastian’s Hospital in Tulsa OK on July 19.

“It was my first 8 AM surgical procedure and I was maybe a little drowsy,” explains Alverez. “I saw a patient with a big bulbous nose on a table in the corridor all prepped and waiting for surgery. so I naturally assumed it was my eight o’clock and I had the orderly wheel him in.” Read the full story

At 52 years old and recently divorced, Hog Jaw’s own Elsie Piebottom was feeling the sags and wrinkles of years of an outdoor lifestyle. A face lift was her dream and she did inquire with several top-notch surgeons about a full face lift procedure. The doctors promised she’d look 30 years old again and have her youthful face and smile for many years to come. Read the full story

According to research just published in the British Journal of Aesthetic Twatology the latest craze to displace the tanning parlour cult of looking like a darkie immigrant and contracting melanoma is undergoing surgery to create perfect vulval genitalia. No really, the BBC published a report on it. Read the full story