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After a Day of Spinning, Jay Carney Requires Nearly a Pharmacy to Sleep at Night


Washington, D.C. – After an average day of spinning details of current events to make the President look good, no matter how bad the situation, White House spokesman, Jay Carney, needs practically an entire pharmacy to help him sleep at night.

Everybody has their secrets, lies, and half-truths that they wrestle with on a daily basis and many need a sleep aid to help them quiet the mind enough to get a decent night’s sleep. But when you’re knee-deep in your own bullshit every day, you need extra help. Read the full story

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