Posted on 31 January 2017.
My collection of satire stories on UKIP (some of them previously published on various online humor outlets, including Glossy News), is undergoing its periodic free book giveaway!
From 1 to 5 Feb 2017, you can catch up with Tarquin absolutely FREE…
With a zero-cost download from Amazon!
This short story collection brings together some heartwarming and disrespectfully pointed satire stories about Baron Tarquin Binnett De Albion, Esquire. Read the full story
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc
Posted on 19 August 2014.
One invariable about teens is that, whether raised in the abstinence-only belt of high teen birth rates, or normal states, kids be getting down and dirty.
This latest crazy craze involves young girls, often those from the flag team, dousing their young male counterparts, often from track or football teams, with various sugary syrups in advance of intimate encounters. Read the full story
Posted in Health, Kidz Zone
Posted on 18 November 2012.
WASHINGTON D.C. – Following a number of high profile lapses in ordinary, rational behavior across the country in recent months, “common sense” put forward a petition Friday to secede from the United States.
Filing its petition on the White House’s website today, common sense – an often complex and misunderstood compound noun – is seeking to gain the 25,000 signatures required to force the president to pass judgement on the motion. Read the full story
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc, Politics
Posted on 24 September 2010.
Posted by your South America correspondents, Maria and Consuela Lopez.
Sex is a private matter, except for performance artists employed in the adult entertainment sector, who are generally really nice people.
Except for Diane; she was a real bitch.
Oh, I know Hermana; I hated her too!
But sex is private matter and nobody else’s business. Stupid on the other hand, that is everybody’s business. Glossy News has learned that up in Arkassippi or somewhere, a girl is suing her hillbilly high school because her tuxedo picture didn’t make it into the yearbook. Gringos have been known to do some stupid things, but this just about whacks the piñata. Read the full story
Posted in Society, World News