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Sex Crazed Teens “Syruping” Leads to Genital Ants


One invariable about teens is that, whether raised in the abstinence-only belt of high teen birth rates, or normal states, kids be getting down and dirty.

This latest crazy craze involves young girls, often those from the flag team, dousing their young male counterparts, often from track or football teams, with various sugary syrups in advance of intimate encounters. Read the full story

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Common Sense Files to Secede from The Union


WASHINGTON D.C. – Following a number of high profile lapses in ordinary, rational behavior across the country in recent months, “common sense” put forward a petition Friday to secede from the United States.

Filing its petition on the White House’s website today, common sense – an often complex and misunderstood compound noun – is seeking to gain the 25,000 signatures required to force the president to pass judgement on the motion. Read the full story

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High School Senior 2 Gay 2 B Remembered


Posted by your South America correspondents, Maria and Consuela Lopez.

Sex is a private matter, except for performance artists employed in the adult entertainment sector, who are generally really nice people.

Except for Diane; she was a real bitch.

Oh, I know Hermana; I hated her too!

But sex is private matter and nobody else’s business. Stupid on the other hand, that is everybody’s business. Glossy News has learned that up in Arkassippi or somewhere, a girl is suing her hillbilly high school because her tuxedo picture didn’t make it into the yearbook. Gringos have been known to do some stupid things, but this just about whacks the piñata. Read the full story

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