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Mad Max Maxes Out His Street Cred In… WHERE DID YOU SAY???


Just saw the latest Mad Max movie.

WOWZER!!!

SUPER GROOVY!!!

COWABUNGA!!!

Mad Max just made it back to the screen after a hiatus of only 30 YEARS!!!!!

Mel Gibson got the sack. Too old. Too racist. Can’t have no one who is out saving aborigine kids in the outback being a racist now. Especially with Tina Turner somewhere in the wings waiting to do a cameo. Read the full story

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Seth MacFarlane’s Penis Found Dead


Seth MacFarlane, creator of such ground-breaking animated hits as “Family Guy” and “American Dad” discovered his own badly decomposed penis dead in a ravine in rural Arizona.

MacFarlane had reported his penis missing a week earlier. He stumbled upon it after sobering up from a drunken fugue state and discovering it missing along with his last shred of cinematic credibility. Read the full story

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