Washington DC (GlossyNews) — In a knee-jerk reaction to the accusation by Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) that the Obama Presidency was a “Gangster Government,” President Obama has decided to call her bluff and issue an executive order to his staff that makes every Friday Gangsta Friday, with appropriate dress required. One requirement, according to the Executive order, is that everyone, and that means everyone, must wear baggy pants, and ‘the lower the better.” It goes on to say, “I know this might be seen as highly offensive to the tight-ass tea baggers and white devil whores, but really, they can kiss our asses, so let’s at least give them a clear landing area.” Read the full story







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