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Windows 10 Introduces Wide Array of Exciting New System Errors


Microsoft is proud to introduce Windows 10, the latest version of our operating system for PCs and tablets.

To help you get to know our new system better, here are answers to some questions you might have.

Why is it called Windows 10 when your last operating system was Windows 8?

Lots of people have asked this question. Some folks think that that because Windows 8 was such an unpopular disaster we wanted to put a little numerical distance between it and our new system. Read the full story

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Bing Wants You to Bing Bing to Find Out About Bing (comic)


Google spends somewhere between virtually and literally nothing promoting their search business, but Microsoft spends tens of millions pushing Bing, and just about nobody is buying it.

I’ve tried it myself. It returns ‘pretty good’ but not great results. You know what produces better results? Google does. Both are evil empires, for sure, but Microsoft has really taken it to a new level.

So do you know what the best thing about Bing is?

Click on the image to see the cartoon full-size.

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Yahoo! Somehow Still in Business


SUNNYVALE, CA – Despite the overwhelming success of Google Inc. and the vast expansion plans of social networking sites such as Facebook and Twitter, the internet service provider, Yahoo!, somehow continues to remain in business.

Webmasters and researchers across the entire blogosphere are baffled by Yahoo!’s seemingly inexpicable ability to remain a leader in “whatever it is Yahoo! actually does these days” and have even theorized that maybe the company’s success is generated by its own staff repeatedly clicking on the site’s navigation links. Read the full story

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