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Our Crowdfunded North Korea Movie is Chugging Along, but it Needs Your Help


Kim Jong-Un is reportedly flipping his shit since the wide release of “The Interview”, which even his most dastardly designs did nothing to diminish.

We’re about halfway done filming ours, and I must say, it… looks… amazing. “The Interview” was pure Hollywood, but ours aims to really take the piss out of him and his absurd hermit kingdom.

Here is a pre-pre-trailer to show you what we’ve got so far, but if you scroll down far enough and read things close enough, you’ll get to see an actual clip from the movie to show you what we’re doing. Read the full story

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Kim Jong Takes Un Step Toward Hollywood


TO: My dear subjects

FROM: Your Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-un

I want to apologize for not informing you of my whereabouts for almost six weeks this past fall and causing you undue heartache and concern but, of course, I cannot.

As I am infallible, apology is not an option for me and I must therefore gently chide you, my children, for needlessly worrying about my brief absence. Read the full story

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GlossyNews Hire Writers Who Wrote Text Over Jong Un Uncle’s Execution


Glossy News is viciously striving to beat all the other spoof news websites fighting tooth and nail to hire the writer who wrote the fiery rhetoric slamming North Korea’s President’s Jong Un’s uncle on national news.

The former second in lead in the notoriously repressive 4th world state, Jang Song Thaek, was dramatically stripped of his positions by his nephew Jong Un and executed a day later. Read the full story

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DPRK Adds Second “Democratic” to Name


PYONGYANG – In a move that is receiving widespread international approval, the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea has added a second “Democratic” to its name, paving the way for what Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un describes as “A new era of rove.”

The decision came after months of quibbling in the dictator’s nursery, where supreme economic officials argued the socialist backwater must remold its appearance in order to attract more tourists and commercial interests. Read the full story

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Kim Jong Un Steps Out Swinging As New Spokesman For NRA


In need of a new spokesman so fiery he can burn people with his tongue alone and can intimidate a whole nation, the NRA has chosen North Korean leader Kim Jong Un to replace the nerdy Wayne LaPierre as their propaganda head.

The NRA has long looked for a speaker who can inflame the passion of legal destruction in people’s hearts and woo them in any direction wished and make it seem patriotic, even if that direction is ultimately catastrophic to the nations fabric. Read the full story

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Dictators Bent on Naming Every Penultimate Thing After Themselves (comic)


North Korea is more than the hermit kingdom to me. It’s a place of untold misery, indoctrination and false belief in a false deity. You know, like religion.

I don’t mean that as a slam on Christianity, specifically. No, that’s ridiculous.

I meant it as a slam on each and every religion of this world, saver perhaps for Pastafarianism, which doesn’t have legal recognition as a church, despite it’s adherents appearing regularly in parades and showing their pride on shirts, bumper stickers and car decals. Read the full story

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Things Kim Jong-Un Said on His Wedding Night


Kim Jong-Un was recently retro-actively married, and to a fine philly of a lady at that, assuming she’s not blood-related to him, which is a fairly big assumption indeed. The head of one of the most secretive states in the world, no less, was recently wed, and his wedding night surely was one for the ages. Read the full story

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List of Reforms North Korea is Bringing to Bear


Since the death of Kim Jong-Il, North Korea has seen a litany of changes. The most visible of which is the introduction of chubby funster Kim Jong-Un as his successor, with a close second being the ouster of a top general. But there are many other changes coming to North Korea that may be less visible. Read the full story

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Kim Jong-Un Loses Stubby Arms Race


North Korea’s new supreme leader, Kim Jong-Un, has come under fire from his generals for possessing what some would call, “stubby, chubby child-sized arms,” a claim vehemently denied by state media.

“His arms are not stubby!” said state reporter Steel Cementman. “We just haven’t found the proper metric to measure his perfectly diminutive arms.” Read the full story

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