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		<title>Steve Jobs returns as Hologram</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 12:26:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liberties-Taken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apple Inc. announced today its founder did not ‘go gentle into that good night.’ Instead, Steve re-booted. Developer Etta Place told reporters, “We don’t hawk that ‘quantum leap forward’ jazz; we’re not Microsoft. Our work speaks for itself. What we’ve accomplished is Virtual Cloning.” Ms. Place went on to explain VC had been a 2019 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Communicate with Ghosts? There&#8217;s an App for That</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Mar 2011 14:51:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will Johnson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Raleigh NC &#8211; GlossyNews.com &#8211; For unemployed twentysomething Reginald J Wainsborough the good news was that when his Uncle Harley died a month ago he left Reginald a diamond brooch worth $1 million. The bad news was that Uncle Harley’s will neglected to mention where the brooch was stored. That left Reginald hiring an expensive [...]]]></description>
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		<title>God Releases His Bible Tablet Beta 0.92</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2010 10:36:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BobZaguy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MT. ARARAT, ISRAEL —GlossyNews In a rather earth-shaking display today, God has brought the Burning World Bible Tablet to &#8220;My People on earth&#8221;, as he said in a poorly attended news conference called by Pope B*dict XVI by teleconference from the Vatican&#8217;s Starbucks. &#8220;I want to thank and honor those who heeded my Prince&#8217;s missive [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IQ of iPhone 4 Buyers Related to Place in Line at iPhone Sale</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 13:09:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TawdrySoup.Com</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tawdry Soup has found the IQ level of iPhone 4 purchasers is directly related to the place in line each person had when the portable phones went on sale, and the figures are surprising. In the survey, administered as Tawdry Soup walked down the line that snaked around the block from the local Apple electronics [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Apple Developing Drone Phones for Use While Driving</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 14:48:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CUPERTINO, California &#8211; (Glossy News) Already iPhone 4 owners are being pulled over by the thousands and ticketed for using their new multi-tasking phones while driving, an illegal act in most states. Iphone 4 owners are complaining to Apple that they are finding it necessary to buy two, sometimes three replacement iphone 4’s due to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chinese Government Says Yes to I-Ching, No to iPhone 4</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 16:42:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BEIJING, China (GlossyNews) &#8212; Although the Chinese government has allowed consumers in Mainland China to own earlier versions of the iPhone, they are now cracking down saying that the iPhone 4 is too advanced and could bring more harm than good to the government and its citizens. While Apple’s international sales force has been quick [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Next iPad Prototype Found in Parking Lot</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 08:42:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cupertino, Ca (GlossyNews) &#8212; In what seemed to be a case of apparent carelessness on the part of an alleged Apple employee a next generation iPad was reported lost &#8212; eventually found &#8212; in a parking lot. A leading technology Weblog about consumer electronics reportedly bought the next iPad from a piss drunk seventeen year [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One Dead After Conflicting iPhone Apps Simultaneously Open</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 11:11:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>toma29</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Des Plains, IL (GlossyNews) &#8212; A Park Ridge, IL wedding party turned to disaster when an iPhone user died and three more suffered minor burns after the man inadvertently opened a volatile combination of iPhone apps. Ray Lipton, 35, of Elmhurst was pronounced dead at the scene. &#8220;Ray was showing me his new &#8216;Gas Pump&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Apple&#8217;s Jerry York Dies: Replaced by Jerry Sargent</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/business-news/201003230400/apples-jerry-york-dies-replaced-by-jerry-sargent/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 11:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BC Bass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CUPERTINO, CA (GlossyNews) &#8212; Jerry York, Apple director and long-time adviser to billionaire investor Kirk Kerkorian, has died. Sources at Apple Inc broke the news on Thursday. York joined Apple&#8217;s board of directors in 1997, a time when most consumers and analysts doubted the company&#8217;s future. York took the position when Steve Jobs returned to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Apple Releases “Is It Raining?” App</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/gadgets-and-gizmos/201003200930/apple-releases-%e2%80%9cis-it-raining%e2%80%9d-app/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 16:30:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ric Six</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CUPERTINO, CA (GlossyNews) &#8212; Steve Jobs, co-founder and CEO of Apple Inc., proudly took the podium yesterday at the company’s headquarters for a surprise product announcement. “The wait is over;” proclaimed Jobs, “I proudly give you the ‘Is It Raining?’ app!” The application is designed to inform Apple’s iPhone and iPod Touch users if they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Apple’s iBoob Set to Break Sales Records</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 06:28:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Addressing a press conference at his corporate headquarters in California’s Silicone Valley, Steve Jobs, the company founder of Crapple, announced today that they has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. This is further being considered a major social breakthrough due the fact whingeing women are forever complaining about men staring at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>iPhone Explodes in Ossetia – Millions Feared Dead</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 09:53:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[French consumer groups are investigating a disturbing bout of recent reports concerning iPhone 3GS models that have exploded or burst into flames spontaneously. A 96-year old Granny, Madame Hilda La Kunte, from the Paris suburbs, suffered third degree burns and shrapnel trauma when her iPhone exploded while she was answering one of her regular ‘121 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Maccessories Introduces the iPenis</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2007 20:11:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian K. White</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apple/Macintosh, long the personal computer choice of lesbians, has unveiled their long-anticipated iPenis, the USB dildo built for interactive dyke e-erotica games and programs that can only run on the power of a Mac. The new bundled package, available in lavender, fuchsia and mandarin, offers mail-in rebates on new games like &#8220;All Bitches Cum to [...]]]></description>
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